THESE STAIRS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM // DREAMS ARE MIRRORS OF PARALLEL REALITIES REFLECTED BACK TO US // STATIC IS A LANGUAGE… LEARN TO READ IT // DON’T TRUST THE FLOORBOARDS // MOVE WITH INTENT, QUICK AND CALCULATED // ELEVATORS ARE DECEPTIVE MACHINES // THEY KNOW YOUR EVERY MOVE AND ALL POSSIBLE OUTCOMES // FOLLOW THE RABBIT DOWN THE SPIRAL STAIRCASE // 440 Hz IS A LIE // DISMISSER KNOWS THIS, YOU SHOULD TOO // THERE IS A NOISE IN THE BASEMENT… WHEN I AM IN THE ROOM ABOVE IT SPEAKS TO ME // FELL DOWN THE STAIRS SO MANY TIMES I HAD TO GET A NEW GUARDRAIL // STAIRWELL 72 WAS SEALED FOR A REASON // STATIC. STATIC. STATIC. // IF YOU’VE HEARD THE TONE, IT’S ALREADY TOO LATE //

THESE OLD STAIRS

Dismisser // World Domination Tour 2025

DISMISSER:WORLD// 2025*

  • May 33rd: The Basement Under the Basement.. [REDACTED]
  • June 13th: Gas Station Bathroom @ Exit 72 off I-5 – SOLD OUT
  • July 0th: Mental Hygiene and Quick Oat Mixer, Somewhere in Kansas (or your dreams?)
  • August 8th: Livestream from a Microwave
  • September 31st: Standing Very Still in Your Living Room
  • October ??: The Neural Net (Mental Entry Only)
  • November 9th: @ Rock and Roll McDonald’s – All Ages
  • December 25th: Christmas Spectacular in a Haunted VHS Tape

please bring raincoat and baked goods

*All dates subject to cancellation due to astral interference or psychic fatigue*